Have you ever wondered: Am I a human being? Ze Frank suggests a series of simple questions that will determine this. Please relax and follow the prompts. Let’s begin …

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Glossary

• booger – a piece of nasal mucus
• lowercase – small letters as opposed to capital letters (upper case)
• smush – crush or smash
• nagging – persistently painful or worrying
• give in – cease fighting or arguing; admit defeat
• futile – incapable of producing any useful result; pointless
• bliss – perfect happiness; great joy
• look back on – think of (past events)

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Think about it

As you watch and listen to Ze Frank’s talk, answer the questions he asks.  

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Practice makes perfect

Choose the right answer.

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  1. Please ________your hand if something applies to you. Are we agreed? Yes? Then let’s begin.

a. rise

b. raise

c. rose

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2. Have you ever purposely lowercased the first letter of a text in order to come ________ as sad or disappointed?

a. through

b. across

c. out

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3. Have you ever laughed or smiled when someone said something shitty to you and then spent the rest of the day ________ why you reacted that way?

a. wandering

b. wondering

c. wading

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4. Have you ever seemed to ________ your airplane ticket a thousand times as you walked from the check-in to the gate?

a. loose

b. lose

c. louse

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5. Have you ever hoped that there was some ability you ________ discovered yet that you were just naturally great at?

a. haven’t

b. hadn’t

c. didn’t

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6. Have you ever ________ something in real life, and then found yourself looking for an “undo” button in real life?

a. broke

b. broken

c. break

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7. Have you ever been tempted to, and then ________ to the temptation, of looking through someone else’s phone?

a. gave into

b. gave in

c. gave out

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8.  ________ your phone ever run out of battery in the middle of an argument, and it sort of felt like the phonewas breaking up with both of you?

a. Have

b. Has

c. Did

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